The mythical staircase rumoured to have caused the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to be badly injured.
FYI it wasn't that - he was beaten to a pulp after being inappropriate with a kid.
FYI it wasn't that - he was beaten to a pulp after being inappropriate with a kid.
by mickolotopus August 23, 2023
The Endless Staircase is a section of the 3rd/2nd floor in the video game Super Mario 64. The section is self explanatory; the game makes it seem as if the stairs are infinite. This effect only wears off if you collect 70 stars, the minimum amount required to reach the final boss.
The game achieves the endless effect by warping the player backwards by a certain amount, keeping in check with the brick texture and pictures of Bowser on the wall.
However, if one wishes to bypass the endless stairs, they must perform what is called a BLJ, short for Backwards Long Jump.
To perform a BLJ:
1. Position Mario facing away from the stairs.
2. Hold Z down while moving forward and press A
3. Immediately move the stick facing toward the stairs and repeatedly press A in a fast manner
4. Keep pressing A until Mario begins to gain tremendous amounts of speed. After that, wait until you are at the top of the staircase.
The reason this works is that Nintendo (the developers of Super Mario 64) forgot to cap Mario's backwards speed.
The game achieves the endless effect by warping the player backwards by a certain amount, keeping in check with the brick texture and pictures of Bowser on the wall.
However, if one wishes to bypass the endless stairs, they must perform what is called a BLJ, short for Backwards Long Jump.
To perform a BLJ:
1. Position Mario facing away from the stairs.
2. Hold Z down while moving forward and press A
3. Immediately move the stick facing toward the stairs and repeatedly press A in a fast manner
4. Keep pressing A until Mario begins to gain tremendous amounts of speed. After that, wait until you are at the top of the staircase.
The reason this works is that Nintendo (the developers of Super Mario 64) forgot to cap Mario's backwards speed.
by MemeMaster9000 October 20, 2021
A place which is commony used for climbing stairs - the staricase, when converted to a fast food joint is referred to as staircase food.
by doodling June 23, 2011
Blue Ivy Carter is 5, North Kardashian West is 4, and Harley Loraine Tiller is 3. They are a "staircase group"
by futurebillionare June 29, 2017
by 4amclub January 16, 2019
Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.
by alexy344cfx November 07, 2020
A sports proverb used mostly within UK football whose definition is still argued about.
It is thought to mean a good performance but one littered with mistakes that would be punished by a better quality opposition
It is thought to mean a good performance but one littered with mistakes that would be punished by a better quality opposition
by Hulkymulky June 29, 2024