A sports proverb used mostly within UK football whose definition is still argued about.
It is thought to mean a good performance but one littered with mistakes that would be punished by a better quality opposition
It is thought to mean a good performance but one littered with mistakes that would be punished by a better quality opposition
by Hulkymulky June 29, 2024
Get the Swords and staircasesmug. The Endless Staircase is a section of the 3rd/2nd floor in the video game Super Mario 64. The section is self explanatory; the game makes it seem as if the stairs are infinite. This effect only wears off if you collect 70 stars, the minimum amount required to reach the final boss.
The game achieves the endless effect by warping the player backwards by a certain amount, keeping in check with the brick texture and pictures of Bowser on the wall.
However, if one wishes to bypass the endless stairs, they must perform what is called a BLJ, short for Backwards Long Jump.
To perform a BLJ:
1. Position Mario facing away from the stairs.
2. Hold Z down while moving forward and press A
3. Immediately move the stick facing toward the stairs and repeatedly press A in a fast manner
4. Keep pressing A until Mario begins to gain tremendous amounts of speed. After that, wait until you are at the top of the staircase.
The reason this works is that Nintendo (the developers of Super Mario 64) forgot to cap Mario's backwards speed.
The game achieves the endless effect by warping the player backwards by a certain amount, keeping in check with the brick texture and pictures of Bowser on the wall.
However, if one wishes to bypass the endless stairs, they must perform what is called a BLJ, short for Backwards Long Jump.
To perform a BLJ:
1. Position Mario facing away from the stairs.
2. Hold Z down while moving forward and press A
3. Immediately move the stick facing toward the stairs and repeatedly press A in a fast manner
4. Keep pressing A until Mario begins to gain tremendous amounts of speed. After that, wait until you are at the top of the staircase.
The reason this works is that Nintendo (the developers of Super Mario 64) forgot to cap Mario's backwards speed.
by MemeMaster9000 October 19, 2021
Get the Endless Staircasemug. Giving brain on a stairwell.
by Autyfoxx16 December 26, 2022
Get the staircase carnivoremug. Do not get confused with the original word and meaning of a staircase (set of stairs). In Singapore slang its a whole other meaning. Staircases are the second best thing to "paradise" in Singapore, where people go there to meet friends, play games, get intoxicated and commit lustrous acts. Staircases are usually reserved for people to fuck and take drugs. Think of it as a hang out spot for the community to commit sins and possibly lose their tickets to the pearly white gates of heaven.
Bangla construction worker: Eh you want to go staircase hanky panky
Filipina maid: Opp course Sir i would like to puck you at da staircase
-at the staircase-
XDD: *halfway clapping cheeks* EH KANINA WHAT THE FUCK... why got 2 foreigners come here in our staircase
XMM: dont care them la, ask them join us lor so we can make one staircase orgy
XDD: ONZ LAIIIIII!!!
ampai: EH WHAT YOU ALL DOING AT STAIRCASE! EVERYONE TAKE OUT IC NOW
Filipina maid: Opp course Sir i would like to puck you at da staircase
-at the staircase-
XDD: *halfway clapping cheeks* EH KANINA WHAT THE FUCK... why got 2 foreigners come here in our staircase
XMM: dont care them la, ask them join us lor so we can make one staircase orgy
XDD: ONZ LAIIIIII!!!
ampai: EH WHAT YOU ALL DOING AT STAIRCASE! EVERYONE TAKE OUT IC NOW
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024
Get the Staircasemug. by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018
Get the Staircase Headmug. Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.
by alexy344cfx November 7, 2020
Get the painting the staircasemug. Blue Ivy Carter is 5, North Kardashian West is 4, and Harley Loraine Tiller is 3. They are a "staircase group"
by futurebillionare June 29, 2017
Get the staircase groupmug.