squiffed

mildly intoxicated, see squiffy

It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.

by Peter "MILF" Cameron March 8, 2008

squiffed

It's a very drunk or very stoned guy...

Jon is everytime squiffed!!lol

by bbstyle81 September 1, 2006

squiff

Similar to a square or geek, sometimes called a "boffin" (particularly in Minehead). Possibly confined to Taunton in Somerset.

"What you do your homework for, you f*cking squiff???"

by Hol September 11, 2004

squiffy

A word inferring the act of getting high smoking pot, used in the presence of those who might be offended by a blatant reference to pot and who will accept the term as a reference to a buzz from alcohol.

I'm a little out of it today, since we got squiffy last night.

by CeeScott February 6, 2009

Squiffler

Someone who has taken part in a particularly dirty, whorish, shameful, bad, dissapointing, or crude sexual act; one which is too embarrasing to describe with normal phrases.

eww...she's a proper squiffler mate, don't go there!

by woody1000 May 28, 2011

Squeef

The moment at which a queef and a squirt are perfectly executed at the same time producing an amazing explosion of vaginal fluid.

Guy 1: You now what happened last night?
Guy 2: Dunno, how far did she you get?
Guy 1: She fucking squeefed everywhere, it took hours to clean up
Guy 2: Wow.
Guy 1: Tasted good though

by JonsonSmithson January 2, 2017

chicken squiff

chicken squiff also known as chickens quiff originates from the minds of warped and crazed individuals known as nichola heywood and kimberley walsh this means that we dont understand the way of the english language and were highly amused to find two words when put together can bring laughter to our lives.

the quiff of a chicken or "see that chicken its all squiff" or "see that chicken squiff" or "look at that chickens quiff"

by mikmitcin May 18, 2011