Satified

1. When you ejaculate with weak force, kind of like when it bubbles over the penis. Usually caused by being blasted in the testicles way too much.

2. Another word for pre-mature ejaculation.

person: *Fake names* Lacey hit josh in the balls so hardl ast night that he satified on hisgirl, and she started freaking out.

by Phigdizzle November 6, 2007

Smstified

When your friends send you a text and you have no idea what they are talking about.

Person 1: LOLthat was sooooooo Funny!!!!!!!!!

Person 2: WTF I'm Smstified

by The Guy With Up Syndrome May 20, 2011

Spotifind

Random discovery of music on Spotify.

I made a great Spotifind the other day. Grubby Mitts they're called. Ever heard of them?

by Bobsleighbob January 11, 2016

sotified blame

A Player on Call of Duty who camps in a corner with a shield and knife.

He’s a sotified blame!

by Saywhaaat20 August 2, 2020

sporktified

to be entertained easily or very bored

i was sporktified last night while on the phone with her

by sho sho July 6, 2006

Scoutified

The act of immersing yourself into a safe environment of Scouts with amazing people; the sense of community and belonging to a wonderful group of caring Scouts.

I have been scoutified!

by aaaaaallllllllllll May 1, 2013

spotifighting

The act of two or more people fighting for control over one Spotify account. For instance, one person may be picking the next song on the laptop, while another uses the smartphone to play a different song, only to be superseded by a third asshole using the tablet to pick his/her choice.

First dude: Guys listen to this song, this is my JAM *plays jam by michael jackson from the laptop*
Second guy: No, this is MY jam *plays the jam by a tribe called quest from the smartphone*
Asshole #3: NO THIS IS THE BEST JAM EVER *plays the space jam theme song from the tablet*
Someone else: I'm leaving if you guys keep spotifighting.

by sarcastic_potato June 12, 2015