Spooge Monkey

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".

I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.

by gmonk March 12, 2003

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spoogebeast

A tough and virile man. Renown for his sexual prowess and potency. Enormously attractive to women and envied by lesser men.

Jane: I'm exhausted and can barely walk after spending all last night having sex with Mick!
Mary: Yes, he did me the night before. Mick sure is a spoogebeast!

by Mick_SB July 13, 2007

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spooge master

One who has perfected the fine art of shooting ejaculate. A woman squirter or a man that can aim and hit any target, ie. ass, lips, eye, mouth, nipples.

I've seen Ike shoot spooge over one girl and hit another girl right in the eye. He is the greatest spooge master of all time!

by Debonaire1 January 17, 2008

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Spoobie

A general insult, leaning towards some non-specific ethnicity. Similar to chink, wetback, wop, nigger, etc., but with no real connection to a specific ethnicity or cultural identification.

Country Redneck in Chevy Truck: Fuck you spoobie!
Guy 1 in Toyota Corrola: What the fuck is a spoobie?
Guy 2 in Toyota Corrola: I don't know, but he was talking to you.

by masterhack August 9, 2009

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