splogee

a fat nug staff with some OG chron and some tobaccy. spliff + OG = splogee

yo, we should smoke that splogee, dog

by DeanzList February 7, 2010

spoogewhore

Noun : A lazy slut that falls asleep with dry semen on her face

I had to kick that spoogewhore out of my bed because I couldn't look at her anymore!

by T. Fuller September 23, 2011

bloody spooge sack

When your spooge becomes somehow bloody, then leaks on to ur sack. It then becomes a bloody spooge sack.

EWWW Ben Affleck spooooge!!!

Whenever he beats off, he always gets a bloody spooge sack...wtf?!

by lcrimsontidel October 18, 2008

Spooge Rag

A spooge rag is a piece of clothing or cloth used to wipe up spooge.

Disgusting...I just grabbed my shirt and there is some sticky shit all over it.
Sorry man...I couldn't find my spooge rag, and I had to find a new one.

by Zuchinibut aka Mr. Incredible February 3, 2006

spooge

n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to cum

v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person

I woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge.

What is this spooge on my dinner?

Damn! Don't spooge my new shoes!

What's that spoogy shit on your shirt?

by Chick December 11, 2003

spoogemonkey

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz

Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

Spooge Loogie

After a girl/guy give oral copulation to another person and ingests the output, then the person sneezes and out come a mixture of Man Ranch and phlegm. This creamy, salty mixture is known as a Spooge Loogie

Rhonda wanted to show Mike that she really loved him, so she decided to swallow his steamy load after a long session of fellatio. All of a sudden she had a huge urge to sneeze. "Achoooo!!". She snorted out a big wad along with her snot and made a nice bright green and white SPOOGE LOOGIE

by e-rips October 8, 2003