Spongemonster

An extra-large tampon that can be inserted into multiple orifices for absorption of fluids resulting from heavy-flow days, or prison-rape days, or projectile-vomiting from seeing your wife drink a dirt pipe milkshake from a stranger.

It's a good thing you had an extra spongemonster, cause my ass got gaped by a homeless man this morning.

by Spongemonster Squarepants March 14, 2011

SpongeKnob SquareNuts

one of my favorite things to make my friends watch

Tyler: In order to join the cool kids club you have to watch SpongeKnob SquareNuts
Me:Dying with laughter

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

SpongeGenXer

A person who always insists that the episodes past season 9 of Spongebob SquarePants are forgettable garbage compared to its early and mid episodes, specifically before the second Spongebob movie.
But unlike people like a Spongeboomer and a Spongezoomer, the SpongeGenXer likes to complain about the character and animation style change

Person 1: I grew up with reruns of the first 8 seasons of SpongeBob, and those episodes are all good, everything past the second movie is Garbage.

Person 2: okay, SpongeGenXer

by TheRobSka August 28, 2020

Spongeward

Two people who despise oneanother but are also gay for each other

Spongebob and Squidward are obviously Spongeward

by rededadeln January 27, 2021

Spenceman667

A really cheesy and autistic instagram comic creator brony who ships a mario recolor with Rainbow Dash.

God, that guy reminds me of Spenceman667

by Okyeahmansure November 23, 2021

Marjory Stoneman Douglas

a school full of weird emo kids, furries, druggies, and white sga whores. bitches name zoey and shit like that be hoing around your boyfriend when in reality she and her friends are the ugliest bitches. these ugly idiotic bimbos will steal your man because they have 1 thousand followers.

friend: “i go to marjory stoneman douglas”
me: “i keep you in my prayers”

by xoxoasianbitch November 22, 2019

Spongegar

One of the most dank memes out there. He's used for awkward situations such as when you get caught passing notes in class or when a school shooter finds you hiding in the bathroom.

I was like Spongegar when my mom purposely walked in on me when I was taking a shower.

by Failurebitch December 15, 2017