splurf

The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.

That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!

by Liev Love December 26, 2008

splurk

To vomit in mid sentence, particularly while degrading another. Mid 60's term

He was bitching about the food to the cook when he began to splurk in the burnt weinie and scorched egg salad.

by Scott Searl May 6, 2004

Splurg

The noise Grover makes in The Battle of the Labyrinth once he wakes up from passing out.
We do not know the orgin of this word, but i mean, its Grover.

"SPLURG! I OVERSLEPT!"

by Kazura and Izumi November 21, 2009

Splurge

misspelling of superglue

I cant get this Splurge off my hands.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

splurred

When a sound or voice sounds muffled or somewhat not clear.

When your mom is talking to your dog (bassett hound) while the phone is on speaker phone mode and her voice sounds splurred ,and the dog can not understand what she is saying to him.

by Slang Twaine Hollar Gal February 9, 2010

Splurm

The act of aggressive and sometimes uncontrollable ejaculation due to to an external stimulant.

Dude did you hear about the Rugby fly-half at that party yesterday?
Yeah man he totally turned into a splurm-cano.

by TheExecutive June 15, 2010

Splurgie

Vagina exercise.

"Have you done any splurgies today?"
"Wow, I need to tighten it back up with some splurgies before next time."

by Kegel Queen September 10, 2011