Spartan King

Someone who desires to appear or come off as dominant but in fact are really submissive.

Trinidadian “badman” typically have Spartan King in their instagram bios.

by Daniel of Le Bubaritos March 13, 2022

Aww spartan

When someone says something dumb

“Te bañas”
“Aww spartan”

by Jdm.vtec March 21, 2019

for the glory of sparta

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you. Very much like because you touch yourself at night, only more versatile and elegant.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?

Dad: For the glory of Sparta.

by dick_cheney_kicks_ass2 February 24, 2010

Spartan Dick

The act of a man ferociously pelvic thrusting into another's mouth while violently bellowing the war cry "FOR SPARTA" This is usually followed up by using one's genitals much like a war spear to blow through the back of the receiver's neck and spinal cord rendering them paralyzed from there down.

Tyler was disabled after Ben Spartan Dicked him.

by The BP Oil Spill October 2, 2013

splat tim

He does it! A meme created that was once a stock inkling (from splatoon) for the splatfest, who was misshapen and named Tim.

Honey! What's a splat Tim?! *insert 9/11 flashbacks in son's mind*

by KFTaco May 12, 2016

Splat Job

According to Stewie Griffin, it is when a person is sound asleep, and someone secretly ejaculates onto their face.

He gave her a Splat Job!

by Jonothan Evans October 21, 2018

harlem spartans

a gang in kennington, south london. very good at making music. shoutout mizzormac

wasteman - "who you repping fam"
real nigga - "harlem spartans fam, ill dip you moist yute"

by gang gang alla dat February 6, 2017