skiffed

1. Something that has narrowly missed hitting someone.
2. A stone which is bounced across a body of water.

1. "That bullet just skiffed my ear."
2. "I just skiffed that pebble for thirty hops."

by Ross Douglas July 27, 2006

spliffed up

having a weed stain on your brain. also, an arduous or cumbersome situation.

"these fuckshits are all spliffed up, man."

by wusspie May 30, 2007

sniffed out

The state of being really high on coke, aka geeked up.

"I was sniffed out of my mind cuz."

by M. Davis April 27, 2009

spifferblabzing

Spitting up ice cream on a girl while she goes down on you. Alternatively, reading Gravity's Rainbow while waiting for a call from a former girlfriend on Passover.

"I was spifferblabzing on that ho. Boy did I screw up."

by Drunk Lawyer July 3, 2009

Smiffed

To miss an easy opportunity

I was through on goal and smiffed it

by Wee Spies June 25, 2019

Spaffed

1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.”

2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.

Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.”
JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”

by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021

Spiffer

The root of all things that lounge in the awesomeness of spiff.

Spiff can be traced back to ancient Anglo-Saxon society when kings would ride through the shitholes of England. The people would be liberated from their shit shoveling lives by the spiff surrounding the king and his knights.

This is true, bitches...

Spifferific, Spiffy, Spifftastic, etc...

I'm really feeling the energy of that spiffer...

by Rick James June 21, 2004