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Spidernaut

A spidernaut is a spider that crawls onto your penis while your jacking off and then gets rocketed off of said penis after you cum, making it a Spidernaut.
Man, I saw a spidernaut last night, that guy flew up so high that he hit the ceiling!
by Billy Gutenburg August 10, 2020
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Spidersanity

Spidersanity is a 15 -year old Loomian Legacy influencer who stands with 430+ subscribers. He likes pizza, ramen, and does not understand the laws of physics. He favors the Loomian Falkyrie. Currently, Spider has a hunting team that constants of:

- 2 Pure Nimble Duskits (Rocky & Asphalt)
- Gamma Ragoon (Dorito)
- Santa Ragoon (Radish)
- SA Ragoon (Jerry)
- Joltooth (Emma)

His dream loomian of all time is Gamma Cephalops.

To be updated.
Spidersanity never loses his sanity, he just rearranges it.
by Spidersanity April 8, 2021
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spiderstanmybeloved

aka one of the most FUNNY and PRETTY and BEST fanpages <3
finn: spiderstanmybeloved
wyatt: sooo true bro
by vmpireluvr June 15, 2021
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spiderstanmybeloved

spiderstanmybeloved is a beautiful and might be on thin ice but has good taste in men.
Some rando: hey! Whos your favorite tiktoker?

Me: spiderstanmybeloved! Duh!!!!!
by stannnnthemannn June 15, 2021
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spiderloaf

An improvised dinner where you take the most devious of shits and give it to your neighbor as a gift if they don't like the way it smells or taste you attach a string to the craploaf and swing it around in attempt to maul them.
I got to spiderloaf the fuck out of Jerry this morning!
by cuckhold727 December 16, 2022
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Spidermonkey

A man who defines himself as gay. Too old to be a twink too lightly built to be called an otter . Slim hairy male.
I picked up a lovely spidermonkey last night.
by Boudica1 January 21, 2023
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spiderlong

Spider-Man gets bit by a spider with an enormously large penis. He then proceeds to swing around NYC with his dcin riding across the ground shooting semen as webs swinging throw the with his spiderlong type leg.
Spider-Man gets bit by a spider with an enormously large penis. He then proceeds to swing around NYC with his dcin riding across the ground shooting semen as webs swinging throw the with his spiderlong type leg.
by Spiderlong December 24, 2024
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