The Spiderman Fallacy

A recently coined logical fallacy. It follows that archaeologists 1,000 years from now unearth a collection of Spiderman comics. From the background art, they can tell it takes place in New York City. NYC is an actual place, as confirmed by archaeology. However, this does not mean that Spiderman existed.

Often used to illustrate the flaw in the assertion by evangelical Christians that archaeologists unearthing biblical cities today "proves" that the Bible was written by a supernatural force.

The Spiderman Fallacy is committed any time the discovery of a mundane element from a myth, legend, or story is taken to mean that ALL other parts of that story, even the supernatural, are also true.

Can be modified to use any fictional character whose story takes place in a real life location.

Idiot: The Bible is literally true! Archaeology proves it! Sodom and Gommorrah have been found!!!

Smart guy: Dude, you're committing the Spiderman fallacy. New York City is a real place. Does that prove Spiderman exists?

Smart girl: There was also a real Transylvanian prince named Dracula. Does that prove vampires exist?

by Riqusii Aro Vilux December 19, 2010

spiderman built the pyramids

The truth.

Spiderman built the pyramids.

by faithfulchristian69 June 9, 2018

spiderbate

When you squish up a bunch of spiders and use them as lubicrant to masturbate with.

Last night, I had the ultimate spiderbate with the help of some ceiling spiders.

by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 6, 2008

Spiderman Head

A XXX version to the famous PG-13 Spiderman kiss. Occurs on a bed with the girl facing up and her head hanging off the edge of the bed. The male then stands and receives oral sex while enjoying the re-enactment of the famously made Spiderman kiss scene. Can also can be performed on a table, couch, or any platform at level with the genital area.

1) I'm tired of the same old positions, tonight you should give me Spiderman head!
2) I can't give my boyfriend Spiderman head for more than five minutes because the blood rushes to my head.

by Headwin December 17, 2008

Spiderman that Ho

When your banging a chick from behind and just before your about to cum, pull out, spit on her back, wipe it off, and when she turns around to look at you, blow a load in her face and at the same time do the Spiderman web throw action with your hand. Then you comment, "How did you like that Mary Jane?"

How was your date with Kirsten Dunst?
Oh! I Spiderman that Ho

by SteveLSU February 8, 2008

spidermanshark2

The best username ever in the existence of the internet.

Dude, Spidermanshark2 is the best.

by Spidermanshark2 October 3, 2017

Spiderman Kid

Someone that likes stupid unrealistic fighting movies and shows. They grew up watching things like Spiderman, Star Wars, Dragon Ball, etc. They usually own a toy WWE belt. When they grow up and have kids, they introduce this pop culture to their children, then the cycle continues...

God, he is such a Spiderman Kid.
Look at that Spiderman Kid over there.

by Miles Rain December 1, 2020