spankito suave

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis

"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."

by Batrastard July 5, 2003

spanknacious

Refers to a girl or woman with a look that invites a spanking, usually because she is so hot that it's almost unbearable, therefore the urge to crack her across her ass.

Man, those SLVWs are looking spanknacious tonight.

by Dave What A Guy November 15, 2006

Spank Ze Monkey

A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.

Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.

by purpleslingeryo July 8, 2011

Cyber spank

To suffer a public “telling off” on a social network site.

An admonishment by parent for social networking while you should be doing college work.

Example cyber spank: “Now get off Facebook and go and do some revision xxx”

by outback dingoes June 10, 2010

spanked out

To have masturbated so much one is literally sexually exhausted, or at least temporarily not interested in sex.

To Peter's surprise, his date wanted to hook up, however he was spanked out from watching porn the night before.

by doooosh May 6, 2010

Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

Spank Bankruptcy

The exceedingly rare state of having an overdrawn account at one's local spank bank. Such a tragedy can be caused by making constant withdrawals without the foresight to make any deposits. This state is usually temporary as the realization that one's account is overdrawn is immediate and there is abundant material ripe for deposit on the interwebs.

'I heard Orren had a mean case of "Spank Bankruptcy" the other day.'

"Oh yeah? What happened?"

"I think he was taken aback at first but I'm sure he just browsed the grade 9 section of the yearbook a bit and got right back on the horse"

"Attaboy O-Dog"

by Grumbleweeds September 26, 2011