after buying a new pair of Sperry Topsiders, and getting blisters, or rubbing your feet raw. Another type of Sperry syndrome is the rank odor of the feet caused from sockless wear.
"OUCH! My ankles have blisters all over them, I hate my Sperry's."
"Looks like a case of Sperry syndrome"
"Looks like a case of Sperry syndrome"
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yo that sperro is ffiiiineee!
by lisa December 13, 2004
Get the sperro mug.Like sperm, but dumb. They are faster than your run-of-the-mill sperm, but carry one less chromosome. A man's sperd count is inversely related to his intelligence. This phenomenon explains how smart parents sometimes produce dumb offspring, and why dumb fathers often create dumb kids.
Alan: Man, my son is such an idiot. He must be one of those sperd kids.
Mike: Have you ever considered that maybe you only produce sperd, Alan?
Alan: Well what's that supposed to mean?
Mike: Exactly.
Mike: Have you ever considered that maybe you only produce sperd, Alan?
Alan: Well what's that supposed to mean?
Mike: Exactly.
by Ganjaninja1031 November 12, 2019
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Get the Sperryman mug.A phrase often used to designate the preppy, douchey, entitled, often "Sperry Top-Sider" wearing, dickholes of North-Eastern descent, who are huge pussy bitches. It is not uncommon for these douchenozzle's to be seen paring their "Vineyard Vines" attire, or their American Flag short shorts, with a pair of "Sperry Top-Siders". All in all, if you encounter one of these kooks, proceed to flee the area, or jump his ass with your fellow tube rider's. It should also be noted that these little pixie boy's do not charge, and have no ability whatsoever to Shred the Gnar.
3 students from Boston College have the following conversation
Bro 1: Bro did you check Surfline today?!? Lowers is totally firing back home! Tubes and Hacks for days Brah!
Bro 2: No way Brudda! Sounds Gnarly! We'd totally be charging it right now! Cant wait to jet home Friday!
Sperry Fairy: Ummm... Excuse me sir?? We are currently inhabiting civilization within the North-Eastern most expanse of the United States of America. In turn, I have the pleasure of informing you that we "refined" individuals refrain from using the word, umm.... "Gnarly", good day now.
Bro 1: Bro did you check Surfline today?!? Lowers is totally firing back home! Tubes and Hacks for days Brah!
Bro 2: No way Brudda! Sounds Gnarly! We'd totally be charging it right now! Cant wait to jet home Friday!
Sperry Fairy: Ummm... Excuse me sir?? We are currently inhabiting civilization within the North-Eastern most expanse of the United States of America. In turn, I have the pleasure of informing you that we "refined" individuals refrain from using the word, umm.... "Gnarly", good day now.
by TheJuicebox December 16, 2013
Get the Sperry Fairy mug.Sperrys are the "wanna be" version of top siders. They're only like 50 bucks and are extremely uncomfortable. Those who wear them refuse to acknowledge the pain because they are so desperate to convey the preppy boater look. Those who actually wear top siders for their intended purpose know the best brands and like to keep it that way because they are the genuine people who the top sider supporters aspire to be.
by Anon Anforth griffen January 2, 2008
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Extra frat for slamming in just your Sperry's or causing tidal waves with the boat
Extra frat for slamming in just your Sperry's or causing tidal waves with the boat
BRO 1: "Bro, do you see that boat rocking side to side on the dock??"
BRO 2: "Bro, that's Chad popping his slampiece's Sperry Cherry!"
BRO 1: "That's my bro!"
BRO 2: "Bro, that's Chad popping his slampiece's Sperry Cherry!"
BRO 1: "That's my bro!"
by Shootermcjay March 25, 2013
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