Yuppie speedball

Two beers and a coffee - typically consumed by yuppies at lunch on a workday.

"It's Dog-fucking Friday, let's go do a few yuppie speedballs."

by Cockulon 3000 February 24, 2005

speedbag

A nutsack with an extreme amount of dangle in its angle. Usually used to describe such during periods of warm weather when someone decides to go commando.

If i accidentally sit on my speedbag, it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

by PeterGammonsLuvChild May 9, 2005

Hippy Speedball

To drink coffee while smoking weed, preferable in blunt form.

Maaaaaan, I woke up this morning and totally had myself a Hippy Speedball.... yeaaaah maaaaaann..

by the duuuude December 18, 2012

speedball

To combine cocaine and heroin in one douse, or a drug in it's own that is a combination of cocaine and heroin, so the desired user can take it at once. Some have termed it a more organized version of speed, which is why it is called "speedball", because it's been packed together organized, with actual care, like it takes care to make a ball.

Most people prefer Speed to Speedball, unless they mistake them."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

speedballer

Speedballer (noun) Most elite of paintball players, breed: different. Able to ruin a little kids paintball party in a matter of seconds. Can dominate the paintball field like a virgin in fortnite.

Carter: “Is that a real speedballer?”
Brandon: “Yeah, that’s Pierson alright. He definitely gets pussy!”

by Pube plucker December 20, 2020

Junior Speedball

The act of Mixing together Marijuana and Coffee. Kind of like speedballing (mixing heroin and cocaine), but on a much less drastic scale. Usually performed by potheads who have to work early.

Person1: "Phew, time for lunch break. So what are you having today??"

Person2: "Not sure, probably just gonna nap. My junior speedball is wearing off."

Person1: "Well i got some more green if you want to smoke."

Person2: "I love you."

by SteveoStytches October 28, 2008

Appalachian Speedball

The combination of weed in any of its many forms (joint, a bowl, blunt, a really nice one-hit behind a dumpster, etc) with a strong coffee drink, such as a 4-shot iced americano. It's important for both to be administered within fifteen minutes of each other. Many people also refer to this as "morning routine".

At my place of work, I need to be able to talk to a lot of people and not want them all dead on a constant basis; if it weren't for that Appalachian Speedball I had prior to getting here, several of these people might have been needlessly murdered.

by Adaptist August 6, 2009