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southern slam

A deliberate insult said to a person's face by a Southerner who is thought to be giving high praise, but is in fact thoroughly insulting the person. The slam is said in a heavy Southern drawl so as to fool the person into thinking you are stupid.
Example 1:

Upon seeing a woman approach wearing a hideous dress:

Southern Slammer: "Where eva did you get that dress? I simply must know. It takes my breath away!

Loosely translated: "That is the fugliest dress I have ever seen. I want to know where you got it so I can avoid that store like the plague!"
by Loxi July 19, 2009
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Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Most Feared Animal in all the world!
Holy shit, there is a Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka, lets thin out the herd.
by decajoe October 17, 2006
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Southern Ontario

Anyone from Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton, Vaughan, Markham, Windsor, Kitchener, Barrie or the surrounding areas that have no idea the rest of Ontario even exists.
Wait a minute, I thought Ontario = Toronto?!!
- person from southern ontario
by watrulookingm8 November 2, 2020
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soothers

check out the soothers on that bird , id Jiz all over her
by dekomiester July 9, 2009
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sother

Your mate, spouse, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, steady and/or lover. Term invented by writer Alden Loveshade that's easier to say and less pretentious than "significant other". Rhymes with "mother" and "brother".
That there's Pat, my new sother.

Pat? What happened to your old sother?

Dude, all Chris wanted to do was cuddles and sharies.
by Alex Firmament February 20, 2009
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southern middle school

1/3 Dip-Shits 1/3 Pot Heads 1/3 Try-Hards.

1. A school in Southern York County School district in southern Pennsylvania, which is literally steaming shit on the sidewalk. God forbid it's the teachers fault, it's always the students fault something bad happened. When you walk down the herpes infested halls of Southern Middle School and look into the blood shot eyes of the human beings so done with life due to the 4 hours of homework that gets piled amoung the students every night, you can do nothing but become one of them. 50% confident people 50% asshats, don't even think about being yourself, you'll just be shot down on to the floor crying for being verbally assaulted to all hell. Want to go to guidance to talk about your problems? Good luck, all you'll hear is the biased opinion of your "happy" guidance counselor who shoots drugs to get over the crippling pain of her own life. Your best bet is to go into the weed infested bathrooms and get offered a joint hidden behind the toilets to solve all your problems. How many people tried to kill themselves due to this shit stained school? How many people got expelled for fighting and drugs? How many people are getting sexually assaulted within the hallways? Too many to count. But oh, the students are just "acting up" and "don't know what they're talking about".
Student 1: How many dicks did Teresa suck last night
Student 2: I don't know man, this is Southern Middle School anyone would give in.
by .__Anonymous__. July 23, 2015
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Southern Maryland Hand Grenade

term referring to 10 oz Budweiser cans in Southern Maryland, all can beer can be referred to as such but 10 oz bud is the preferred version
The party seemed over until Buddy showed up with a case of Southern Maryland Hand Grenades.
by oldirtybahen November 18, 2011
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