will you snail

also known as "are you planning to shelled gastropod", its the new hit game, that hasn't come out yet, this game is perfect for lowering you'r self asteem and making you want to die becouse you said "this can't be that hard"

here you will find squid, an ai that wants you dead, and likes to make jokes about you (similar to portal's GLaDOS)
, the dev defines the process of creating the voice lines for squid: "i swear i was gonna die any second now, my lungs hurt ;-;"

discord: will you snail releases in 2020 bois
jonas: no, 2021
discord: :(

by random boi who makes dumb joke September 25, 2020

Mendocino Snail Trail

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009

Snodland

Proper shit town, full of druggos , crackheads, and little chavs, if you live on saltings road you are definitely living on benefits and live off beans and bread, The cricket meadow is where all the alcoholics and little wannabe roadmen hang out. Proper nonces roaming the place, andys kebab is a banger tho.

Snodland? I’d rather live in syria!

by Lizard squad October 27, 2020

snail's foot

An extremely engorged moist vagina.

Hey Bert, "How was sex with Natasha last night?"
Very confronting, she had a massive snail's foot!

by Laz January 11, 2017

snailcurrency

literally the best mutual anyone could ever have, kids show expert and i swear they never will fail to make you laugh. also super handsome.

I love snailcurrency’s content!

by Hbwapla July 2, 2021

Snailtok

TikToks referencing the popular internet dilemma “would you want immortality if a snail that kills you on touch is always chasing you”. These often include references to the snail finding you when you’re off your guard or you accepting the snails touch after millions of years. Will often include debates on how unstoppable the snail is in the comments, but it never results in a clear decision.

“I am too fucking deep in snailtok please help”

by Hełp October 21, 2021

finger-snails

snails dead or alive attached to place where nail used to be

dang gurl nice finger-snails you got there

by maxx;) October 15, 2016