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smuggling yoyos

This term describes what one would expect a yoyo, shoved into a women’s crotch area, to look like if it where not actually her giant mound of mangle roast beef exceeding the manufactures size recommendations for that particular piece of under garment.

Otherwise know as: Ninja foot, pussy wedgie, camel toe, moose knucle.....
Hey Ken, your moms smuggling yoyos again. Can she do any tricks with that thing.
by Nifkin Diver April 30, 2004
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Kitten Smuggling

When a woman is wearing a bikini or other revealing piece of clothing and her pubic hair is clearly visible and poofing out like a small furry creature might be rearing their head out for all the world to see.
Kitten Smuggling:

"DUDE!, BRO, look at that chick she be smuggling a kitten in them draws.. maybe a whole litter of 'em by the looks of it"

"Excuse me fine gentleman, I would request that you take a gander at that young woman over yonder; for she appears to be concealing a young animal of feline ancestry in her undergarments- to be quite frank, it seems to me that she is smuggling a muthafukkin kitten in her muthafukkin pussy(Two Pussies)."
by J-Barb Zero-Carbs December 21, 2008
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boob snuggling

to rest one's cheek between the breasts of a sex friend or significant other for the purpose of comfort.
After a particularly vigorous round of sexual intercourse, Rosie felt a little "boob snuggling" was in order so she could promptly fall asleep ensconced in Charlie's ample bosom.
by habitualrituals May 24, 2016
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smuggling poptarts

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.
Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.
by Nyutan June 17, 2009
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Angus thongs and perfect snogging

A film that came out when you were 12 and you thought this would happen in high-school but there was never a Robbie or your mum would let you rent a nightclubs for your 15th
"Ya seen that film called Angus thongs and perfect snogging its bloody ace,but title never happen to you Georgia"
by Gerty3 December 6, 2016
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shigging

shigging (shig-ging) , 1. v. to enter a persons BBQ site with intent of stealing BBQ secrets in an effort to improve one's own BBQ score. 2. v. to position one's self to view the contents of the inside of a fellow competitors BBQ pit when it is opened
Their BBQ team could write a book about shigging other teams recipes and techniques.
by ACrom13 April 7, 2010
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Sigaling

Sigaling
When someone is running up stairs in Call Of Duty and getting shot at but gets away and comes back down shooting the person who was shooting at them in the back as they give up and leave for a kill. Joe Sigal was the first to die from this method.

Sigaling pro is unlocked as a perk after you blind fire 10 people while coming down the stairs.
Hey man, I've been Sigaling these guys all day in Call of Duty. I think I'm going to unlock Sigaling pro.
Shit this dude just Joe Sigaled me.
I got a chopper gunner by sigaling this noob all game.
by kingalex12313234 December 10, 2010
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