Stiffles

When a women (or man) gets cold and there nipples harden

"Jeez its getting cold in here"
"OMG YOU HAVE STIFFLES"
"Lick them"
ECT....

by Jake-AUS November 9, 2006

sniffles

Also known as a cold, when one's nose is runny and makes noises when breathing which distract and disgust everyone around. "Sniffles" is commonly used by grandmothers in conversations with their grandchildren.

Aw, you have the sniffles? Let me get you a tissue out of my purse.

by brandnew08 June 11, 2006

Sniffle piffler

To accumulate a cold due to sniffing an old wet fanny,

E.g

Chelsea "I wish paddy would stop sneezing!"
Mathew "it's his own fault for sniffing an old otters pocket!"

Kid "mummy why is that mans nose red??"
Mum "don't look at him honey,he's a sniffle piffler"

by Piecemyster June 16, 2011

sniffilus

a cold/flu with lots of sniffles given to you by someone you were kissing. The cutest lil tranferred illness!

Aw damn, my boyfriend had a cold and he gave me sniffilus.

by snifflemonster August 25, 2011

Sniffle Shits

The act of Sneezing and Sharting at the same time.

"worse day of my life..."
"why is that?"
"I have the sniffle shits and no clean underwear."
"Oh snap!"

by Odd_James May 13, 2014

sniffle dill

When you put a pickle up your nostril to stop your nose from running.

"Hey, could you get a pickle? I need to sniffle dill."

by Furyfreeze2005 November 18, 2016

Sniffilis

When you get a cold or sore throat after going to a strip club. Other symptoms include an empty wallet and blue balls.

One sniff of a strippers snatch is enough to catch {sniffilis.

by twill176 October 17, 2017