Smurdle

A Penis Fart that could stink up a whole room

Everyone had their noses plugged because a boy Smurdled

by rapmaster205 March 29, 2010

smurd

The bottom feeder of society. Often retarded looking and terrible at life. The most distinct attribute of a smurd is extreme shystyness

Jay: YO Caleb buy me cigarettes with ur fake i.d. Heres the money.

Caleb: here dawde...you owe me a quarter...and lemme get a square.

Jay: SMURD!

Caleb: Fwwhat are u talkin about dawde?

by JayGood December 29, 2008

smurf penis

The blue French horn between papa smurf's thighs

Papa is smurfing her with his blue French horn

That blue hose looks like a smurf penis

by BlueLongDong April 16, 2014

Smurf Cunt

Synonym for "Blue Waffles" a nasty, nasty disgusting picture for more see "Blue Waffles" or google "Blue Waffles"

Dude I was going down on this chick and saw the Smurf Cunt, threw up and got the hell out of there!!!

by sexgod92 August 31, 2011

smurf turf

name given to Boise State University's blue colored footbal turf.

some teams use the smurf turf as an excuse to rationalize their poor performance.

by Raymond October 6, 2004

smugboard

A magical place where mostly memes and art of various kinds, often about baldness, end up after positive mass appeal in the moonmoon_ow discord server. They say access to the board is restricted on Sundays because it's the Lord's day but it's actually because of degenerates spamming posts onto the board on Saturday nights.

Can I get on the smugboard, please?
- permabanned former member of moonmoon_ow's discord channel

by hairline886 June 3, 2018

Smurf Dick

The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.

Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.

by Original King Kobra January 10, 2006