Smuck

Semen, vaginal discharge, or spit in an obsese negro woman's hairy vagina after a gangbang or having a train ran on her.

Wow Craig just licked the smuck in JaShawnda's pussy after that sesh.

by Loliguessthesearewords August 25, 2025

Smuck Teams

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.

"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."

by Tom May 15, 2004

Smuck Fuck

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!

Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!

Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!

by Stu Caruthers March 13, 2020

smuck fuck

getting fucked against your east wall upside down. while singing the national anthem, then saying the alphabet backwards.

Some hot blond hot chick comes over and i gave her the SMUCK FUCK!!

by dustin smuck April 1, 2009

Smuck teams

Used to describe when picking teams like road hockey or baseball and the teams are clearly unfair and unbalanced.

When the other team is way better than yours.

Aww, no fair! You guys have all the best players , it's smuck teams!

We don't have a chance, it's smuck teams!

by Mvandy22 September 16, 2021

Smuck"D

The most favorite word introduced to NY$F!ne$t by her most favorite person.The origin of this word dates way back but the usage here is unknown.

NY$F!ne$t:say my favorite word ...pleaaaassssee!?
Lucky #5:smuck"D

by The Traitor May 2, 2005

smuck teams

1. unfair teams
2. josh w

Ugh, we lost but we had smuck teams! Josh was on our team!

by smuckteamsdefinitionknower April 28, 2023