Bandera Smoothie

A Molotov cocktail made in Ukraine

“Did you know how to make a Molotov cocktail a week ago?”
“No, but here in Ukraine we now call them Bandera Smoothies”

by Explosives_Connoisseur March 21, 2022

strawberry smoothie

Another word for va-jay-jay, as heard on "Impractical Jokers."

Joseph: "So, when I get home to my wife, I like to play around with her strawberry smoothie."

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

poop smoothie

a warm smoothie made of poop.

this poop smoothie is delicious, bob, let me lick your ass!

by Carlos Crespo August 14, 2003

Smoothie Girl

Girlos who drink smoothies together, they follow the smoothie girl code and take photos of their smoothies 💞💞💐💐🥰🥰😋😋

“She’s such a smoothie girl, probably takes a photo of all her smoothies and puts them in a Pinterest shuffle”

by smothiegirl May 9, 2023

savile smoothie™

When you shove a baby in a semen filled blender and turn it on, makes for a delicious Monday beverage.

Grant: "Oooooooh I just drank my 10th Savile Smoothie™, oooooooh I love them so much."
Any normal person: "Dude, what?"

by OoooohGrant July 29, 2020

cock smoothie

cut his cock off and blend it with strawberries

delicious !

girl 1: tommy's dick looks so good
girl 2: id love to make a cock smoothie out of it!

by kaylaluvsd August 30, 2021

Butthole Smoothie

Performing an enema with milk, then once the milk is excreted, a smoothie is made. The milk is not filtered, so there may be traces of toilet paper, hair, and/or fecal matter in the smoothie.

Yo, I made a butthole smoothie, it tastes like shit.

by "Bobby" Flay April 6, 2010