1. A disparaging term used predominantly in online gaming by anti-social nerds (generally under the age of 18) who fantasize about sexual relations with members of the same gender and regularly masturbate to illustrations of 11 year-old Japanese school girls getting fucked by octopuses.
After casually joining an online game and losing to a trash-talker nerd (who has devoted his life to the medium):
"U R SUCH A SMACKTARD IMA SMACK U IN UR MOUTH BITCH".
Note: This comment has no meaning to people who are not worthless piles of shit.
"U R SUCH A SMACKTARD IMA SMACK U IN UR MOUTH BITCH".
Note: This comment has no meaning to people who are not worthless piles of shit.
by ARYAN SUPER Soldier April 14, 2006

by ur mom March 30, 2004

by Jeremy Fisher May 13, 2005

by 1437 October 31, 2007

That smacktard is planecamping
The smacktard ran the ship ashore.
That smacktard TK'd me as I was capturing a flag.
The smacktard ran the ship ashore.
That smacktard TK'd me as I was capturing a flag.
by md-mr April 20, 2003

It didn't originate in online gaming as has been suggested, and has actually been around since the mid 1990's.
Smacktard defines a drug dealer selling drugs or, as some forms are known, smack, that also happens to be a retard.
Smacktard
It has recently been embraced by the world of podcasting after being introduced to 'Punky Radio by Kaje.
Smacktard defines a drug dealer selling drugs or, as some forms are known, smack, that also happens to be a retard.
Smacktard
It has recently been embraced by the world of podcasting after being introduced to 'Punky Radio by Kaje.
by James Reilloc April 9, 2006

Someone who was 'Smacked Too Hard' when they were born.
This has dented their brain which makes them do stupid things in computer games such as deliberately crash planes and kill their own team mates.
In real life they also do stupid things.
This has dented their brain which makes them do stupid things in computer games such as deliberately crash planes and kill their own team mates.
In real life they also do stupid things.
by Frunobulax July 5, 2003
