smacktard

1. A disparaging term used predominantly in online gaming by anti-social nerds (generally under the age of 18) who fantasize about sexual relations with members of the same gender and regularly masturbate to illustrations of 11 year-old Japanese school girls getting fucked by octopuses.

After casually joining an online game and losing to a trash-talker nerd (who has devoted his life to the medium):

"U R SUCH A SMACKTARD IMA SMACK U IN UR MOUTH BITCH".

Note: This comment has no meaning to people who are not worthless piles of shit.

by ARYAN SUPER Soldier March 04, 2006

smacktard

smack= crack
tard= retart

smacktard= retart on crack

omfg!!!! u damn tk'in smacktard.

by ur mom March 31, 2004

smacktard

Someone who looks bad in a picture.

"Wow, I totally look like a smacktard in that picture!"

by Jeremy Fisher March 09, 2005

Smacktard

A dumbass that needs to get slapped that many people hate.

Crusadertube: You fucking muzzie

Moh77: STFU SMACKTARDS
^^pwned

by 1437 October 16, 2007

smacktard

Someone acting so retarded you want to smack him over the head.

That smacktard is planecamping
The smacktard ran the ship ashore.
That smacktard TK'd me as I was capturing a flag.

by md-mr April 20, 2003

Smacktard

Someone who was 'Smacked Too Hard' when they were born.

This has dented their brain which makes them do stupid things in computer games such as deliberately crash planes and kill their own team mates.

In real life they also do stupid things.

Poor lad was smacked t'ard at birth and can't think straight

by Frunobulax July 05, 2003

Smacktard

It didn't originate in online gaming as has been suggested, and has actually been around since the mid 1990's.
Smacktard defines a drug dealer selling drugs or, as some forms are known, smack, that also happens to be a retard.

Smacktard

It has recently been embraced by the world of podcasting after being introduced to 'Punky Radio by Kaje.

You are a smacktard.
You are all smacktards.
Sam is a smacktard.

by James Reilloc February 03, 2006