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Sloshbuckle

Adjusting one’s belt after a good bowl of ramen.
That tonkatsu broth was amazing. Imma sloshbuckle my way home.
by ChrisMacG September 26, 2019
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Splashback Enema

When a dense drop jets a puff of water upwards fast enough to enter the sphincter before it closes from the release.
This requires very specific conditions to occur, and consequently is a rare but possible event
Well boys, it finally happened. I just received a splashback enema. As if that wasn't bad enough I had toilet water overflow from the invasion site dripping down my cheeks.
by wynx October 29, 2020
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Splashback Arrester

Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.
Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
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portugese splashback

The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.
I was so backed up last night that I ended up giving my wife a portugese splashback.
by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017
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smashback

Person A: Blah blah blah
Person B: Soz I couldn't hear you because I was having a smashback :o
by burningbush2 May 9, 2018
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European Splashback

When a female leans back on the toilet, causing her urine stream to splash back on her sensitive genitalia.
OMG!, I just gave myself a European Splashback Orgasm!
by redheadbass January 26, 2011
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Splashback Baby

When you do a chick up the bum and then she gets preggers because the splashback went into her pee hole. the end.
' lets have sex'
'ohhh naaaaw we aint got no conDOMMMS!'
'wooo yay anal'
BOOM 9months later you got a baby, bitch.
aka - splashback baby
by i have huge nuts April 29, 2011
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