sturchase

1. a stoned purchase.
2. a purchase made while under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, that $8000 Persian rug I bought in China was such a sturchase!

by Rach Rocka July 21, 2012

Slumch kiss

When your boyfriend cums in your mouth and you spread the cum on your lips and kiss his asshole with it, exchanging the cum

My god, I gave Georgie a slumch kiss last night. It was so hot!

by MssyBarnes February 19, 2021

Prangle Snurcher

The act of sniffing a warm bicycle saddle after the departure of its incumbent, normally for sexual pleasure.

I caught the local prangle snurcher sniffing the saddle on my girlfriend’s racing bike, the dirty pervert

by Keeno69 January 22, 2022

Luke Sturch

An aspiring nonce and child toucher inspired by histories greatest nonces e.g. Jimmy S and Chris Hill

You did a Luke Sturch

by S2005a2005 January 9, 2020

Slunch

A meal shared with close friends while as intoxicated as possible

"Yeah dude, we smoked a bowl and started slunchin' hard as fuck."

by Slim_lambo July 14, 2016

slunch

To slouch and/or hunch over. can be observed by noticing the lack of vertical erection in ones back while sitting or standing.

Stop your slunching. Stand up straight.

by this ones for you Jessica January 30, 2008

scurch

To leave a shit mark on a surface

The cat scurched on the floor

by Delilahrose January 4, 2016