redneck sledding: the act of using cardboard to slide down hills (usually at overpasses) in the absence of snow.
Given the lack of snow and elevation change in the South, Rednecks had to improvise. Therefore cardboard is used to break the friction co-efficient of dry grass on the side of interstate highway overpasses, usually accompanied by screams of YEEE-HAW!
Given the lack of snow and elevation change in the South, Rednecks had to improvise. Therefore cardboard is used to break the friction co-efficient of dry grass on the side of interstate highway overpasses, usually accompanied by screams of YEEE-HAW!
Hey Bubba, after you finish skinning that armadillo, let's take the box your above-ground pool came in and head to the overpass for some redneck sledding!
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Get the redneck sledding mug.A term used to describe an excessively drunk, sloppy, and stupid individual who is behaving in such a way that they resemble one who is mentally handicapped in both actions and facial expressions. (v.) To behave as a slutty drunk idiot.
Holyfuckinshitballs Dill is such a slopdonkey. I wish he would stop making that face and stumbling around like he's wearing cheap hooker heels.
She was a dumpah, but she was slopdonkeying all night and she fell in the pool.
She was a dumpah, but she was slopdonkeying all night and she fell in the pool.
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Get the Slopdonkey mug.The act of laying the erect penis along the buttcrack and essentially titty banging the butt-cheeks. This takes place until ejaculation, resulting in a winter wonderland.
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Get the Bob Sledding mug.1. An abnormal looking nose, usually somewhat of a dangling "u" shape.
2. A person or animal with such a nose.
2. A person or animal with such a nose.
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The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.
The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.
AAron: Man, that chick was so hot, but when i approached her, struck up a conversation, then asked her for her number, she rejected me!
Eric: Shoddy fives bro.
Eric: Shoddy fives bro.
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