Shirting

When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)

Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.

by Bowl Banter February 20, 2023

Shirting

When you shart and get a little bit on your tucked in shirt

Oh no, Dave is shirting!
Bro did you just shirt yourself?
Brian just shirted

by Shirting Pro May 8, 2023

Shirting

When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.

Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.

by SoapDish9 November 5, 2023

Spirting

The most muscular and undefeated Bedwars player of the land. Also know as "The ohio sigma" has the most rizz in the Minecraft region.

Call me spirting the was I have so much charisma

by Don Hector Salamanca May 3, 2024

gang slitting

when someone decides its a smart idea to join two rival gangs at the same time

Dude did you see jeremy get fucked up last night for gang slitting? I'm not going to his funeral

by alwaysgittakickit March 23, 2016

Blue-shirting

Engaging in typically, romantic or somewhat sexual behavior with other men, for the purpose of personal development not a long term relationship. People Blue-shirt to prepare both participants for future relationships with other people.

An play on the term “red-shirting” because blue shirting is often done in college.

Greg: Why are you always hanging with Todd? That’s gay.

Jim: We’re not gay we’re just blue-shirting until graduation. His girlfriend cheated on him.

by Spookyroni December 16, 2018

Brown-Skirting

A sub genre or scat pornography in which the main female participant is wearing a white skirt, until it's suddenly covered with their own fecal matter. Hence the name, "brown-skirting".

"I really love it when girls are as into 'brown-skirting' as I am."

by psyguy2020 September 30, 2022