Sorted

Getting fucked up, but not blacking out all the way.

Jessica went to a party on Saturday at the Woodlands and got sorted on shots of vodka but didnt blackout.

by Jessbama January 26, 2012

Scottish skirted

to be "kilt", intentionally sounding like "killed." A play on words.

"We Scottish skirted those bastards in the game today!"

by K-Dub & J-Dub March 22, 2007

snorted

meaning i did snort.
most commenly used meaning to snort coke , charlie and for the geeks.. cocaine :)

Awrite m8 got any coke left
naw man a snorted it aw
FUCK a need a line

by Wee Blacky January 25, 2007

Shorted

When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.

When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.

by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010

Snorted

You know what this means

Don’t fucking lie

Snorted fucking snorted man YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

by The unfunny false definition G March 12, 2019

Skorter

A person who's clothes are both a skirt, and a pair of shorts.

"What is that? is that ... a skorter"

by KingCorgi September 17, 2016

shorted

When your smoking a cigarette and the butt gets even with the
pointer and middle finger and you cant grasp the the end of it with your lips

shorted

by mr illusiv 4 July 2, 2009