skontie

When you are absolutely shitfaced out on a night with the lads

*Sees a drunk man*

Daniel: Jesus he's fucked up
Will: He is definitely off his skontie

by zonk reese October 7, 2017

scoon-hermit

A scoon-hermit can be anyone. Usually someone who has committed an action recently that you do not approve of, or someone you do not like. It can also be a non-offensive insult. It's great for calling your freinds!

Man, Justin Bieber is such a scoon-hermit! Or your friend says,"Naruto Shippuden sucks!"you should call them a scoon-hermit.

by Ya boi gerbs August 13, 2018

Skönneberg

A sir name that only goes to the coolest motherfuckers on the entire planet. A Skönneberg is an individual that is often times misunderstood to be arrogant or cocky, but ends up proving that they aren't boasting, just speaking fax. They're the best friend you'll ever have. He is really protective of you. You can talk about anything to him and he'll never tell anyone. You can trust him with anything. He's smart, serious, but also funny. He knows all the right things to say to make you forget about your troubles. He encourages you to be a better person. You can never stay mad at him for long.

Random sexy girl: "Does your name happened to be Skönneberg?!?"
Guy named Skönneberg: "Yea. How'd you know?"
Random sexy girl: "You just happend to be sooo cool! And only guys named Skönneberg are that cool"

by Mike Coxlong 69 January 24, 2020

Scoong

My wife, Madison Price

Madison, quit being a Scoong.

by Vic rock February 17, 2023

Scoon

(n)(v) a combination of the words scrub and goon refers to a person who portrays traits of both. This person acts cool when not and also slow witted and goofy.

Shane likes to think hes cool but hes just a scoon.

Craig bought a new era hat but hes just scoonin we know hes lame.

by Twin Jester August 20, 2010

Skoobist

Someone who has done something very dumb. There can only be one Skoobist at a time, If someone else then does something dumb they are now the Skoobist

John: " Woops I forgot to water my plants"
Sarah" Your such a skoobist"

by jamiejam69 November 17, 2010

scoondogging

the act of dogging someone else's scoon

Guy1: Hey how come you aren't scoondogging Hannah?
Guy2: What do you mean?
Guy1: You know what I mean.

by Ferst Time Caller November 28, 2011