Simpcel

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A : Bro do you remember that incel who used to slutshame women, he now has a girlfriend who sells nudes online. What a simp.
B : I know right, that's what we call a simpcel.

by Othmannnnnnne June 27, 2020

simpcel

A simpcel is an offshoot of the incel but projects his own desire for attention from women by attacking men he jealously believes are vying for or already getting the attention he wants.

Like incels, the simpcel uses the term simp unironically to accuse men of doing, saying and/or paying a woman whatever she wants in exchange for some form of attention though typically they attack any men they perceive as less misogynistic than them.

The simpcel tends to overuse the word simp and may or might not be fully indoctrinated into the inceldom.

"I'm done harassing her now. All I ever wanted is that she reads my tweets." - a simpcell

by DVS_Sicarius July 28, 2020

simicide

Having so little in your life that you decide to end it all by buying The Sims 3 and playing until you waste away.

Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.

I was so bored with my life i decided to commit simicide, but my graphics card wasn't good enough.

by Roxy Firestorm June 12, 2009

Simping Cost

When you go all out to impress a girl/boy and do whatever it takes to get her/his attention, even if it means sacrificing your time, energy, and money. But in the end, it often leaves you feeling emotionally drained and broke financially

John keeps going out with a girl to win her over but Sarah is never interested. This leaves John broke and broken-hearted each time. The simping cost was high, wasting his money and happiness on someone who didn't appreciate it.

by kenial2023 June 15, 2023

unsuccessful simping

To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".

He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.

by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020

calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

Simpinquity

Simpinquity- from simpatico & propinquity- mid 2010-American derivation

1- The state of 2 similarly minded individuals yearning to be physically close to each other
2- single-mindedly compatible
3- compatibly close

The couple who live around the corner have known each other since high school and the key to their loving relationship is simpinquity.

by Pastor Bush July 5, 2010