simptastic

When you simp so much it becomes fantastic

OMG YOU ARE Simptastic! I COULD NEVER SIMP FOR THAT MANY PEOPLE

by Nishi_notfound September 15, 2020

simpleton

A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.

You simpletons get off my lawn mower!

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Simpletarian

Someone who believes in the simplicities of life. Appreciating all that you have - love, family, friends, health, a roof over your head, food to eat. Material possessions are not happiness.

Simpletarian Love Health

by Ang Leone February 18, 2010

Fuckface von Simpleton

An apt nickname for the dark-haired junior, even more clueless and simple-minded Donald Trump.

Fuckface von Simpleton continues to act like a deer caught in the headlights as the volume of his previously secret play dates with Russian oligarchs comes into sharp focus.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018

Simped

When a man chats up, talks to, hangs out more than you do with your girlfriend. This causes strain on your relationship, hence you have been simped.

"Damn I heard Dylan Woodridge hoped into your girl dms last night"

"fuck he is good at what he does, i have been simped"

by Simp Friend January 13, 2020

Simpleton in Chief

Another apt nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Tweeting away the hours while watching Fox News, the Simpleton in Chief desperately longs for an identity beyond his as a fake Forbes tycoon.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Mojca Simptom

When you care about something, but you say you don't.

Yo that plate is broken you should fix it, ehh I don't care.

He has the Mojca Simptom

by Joseeehosee August 12, 2019