shaved monkey

A derogatory term implying that the target is not quite Human; in reality, stating that the target is inferior to the speaker.

Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.

1. Ivan is the shaved monkey around here and has always been.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.

by decimator1337 November 12, 2014

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Golden Shovel

Its an object used by guys like John Cena, Triple H, and don't forget Big Daddy Shovel Kevin Nash, and Shawn Michaels. This is not just a normal shovel it is a shovel thats been used to bury the wrestling careers of Daniel Bryan, Booker T, Damien Sandow, CM Punk, and Dolph Ziggler. The Golden Shovel is the basically Wrestlings Devil Trident and or Pitchfork used to bury wrestlers in WWE. To use this Golden Shovel a WWE Wrestler must suck on Vince McMachon's Dick and play so much backstage politics where you have total control over what you want to do and bury as many people as you want.
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Triple H defeated Booker T at WrestleMania 20 using his signature Golden Shovel.
John Cena has kept and used the Golden Shovel ever since he became the face of WWE.
Kevin Nash used his Golden Shovel to end Goldberg's winning streak.

by xSoFreshx December 10, 2013

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Shovel spoon

A spoon in a shape of a shovel it's a real thing search it up on google

OMG I can't believe shovels evolved into spoons . Doesn't that make a shovel spoon

by No nut November society December 15, 2018

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Forehead Shavecut

The funniest flash movie ever made. It doesn't have to make sense to be hilarious.

Hey Bob, have you seen Forehead Shavecut?
Bob: Yeah man, I love that movie. I wish Jesse Jones would make a sequel.

by Babby September 30, 2006

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shit shower shave

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."

shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.

by Maxsdad October 29, 2019

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