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Shortbreading it

shortbreading it is where you buzz kill something or you bagel something and it can meen you are just pure fail

shortbread is like kryptonite because superman man is mega awesome and can do everthing but when kryptonite ,(shortbread), is near him he is ultra lame
in sumerry shortbread is so lame that lame radiates of the shortbreader making everyone around the shortbreader an utter fail
a) "i fucked up , oh my god i shortbreaded it"

b) guy 1 :"hahaha dont you find the word dogging it funny"
guy 2 :"haha id love to go catting haha"
guy 1:"you lame shortbread krytonite fuck"

c) guy 1"ive done with my life it is just a fail"
guy 2 "you meen your life is just a complete shorbread fest"

d) guy 1:"dont you hate that lingerer"
lingerer:"hey guys whats up"
guy 2:"oh neow what a shortbread"

e)guy 1:"i wanna know what love is i want you you show me baby"
guy 2:" stop shortbreading that song man"
guy 1:"sorry man i will stop shortbreading it
by f***ing chuck norris February 23, 2010
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shorteez

A third-world, starving child.
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Shortbread cookies

A kiss on the sly. Usually over lunch with no one knowing about it
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Shortbreadification

The process or act of condensing Scottish culture and history into that which fits neatly onto the front of a shortbread tin.

Using bagpipes, kilts, Scottie Dogs and other novelty aspects of perceived Scottish culture as the basis of your concept of the country and its current societal views.
"The shortbreadification of our people must end, we must rise up and present ourselves as more than just the bagpipe welding, tartan mad cunts that the world so dearly wants us to remain"
by Pedigreemum September 16, 2020
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