I was tired of having to take the subway into the city, then the PATH to New Jersey, just to spend time with my girl. So I decided to stop all that bullshit, we broke up, and now I only shop local.
by Scrabble Muffin Puncher November 15, 2022
Get the shop local mug.To steal or use somthing that is not yours. It can apply to copying some aspect of another person as a means to make yourself look better than you really are. Or using an object of another person's without their knowledge. Also applies to talking about a concept as if you birthed it even though it was already around 100's of years before you were.
"Damn it, Jerry shop jacked my deodorant!"
"What's with Bob always shop jacking my style?"
"Dude, why do you always shop jack my jokes?"
Someone- "Hey, I just thought of the coolest thing, a place where people can hang out online, I'm going to call it, Facialbook."
Someone else- "You're a bag of hammers, you're just shop jacking facebook."
"What's with Bob always shop jacking my style?"
"Dude, why do you always shop jack my jokes?"
Someone- "Hey, I just thought of the coolest thing, a place where people can hang out online, I'm going to call it, Facialbook."
Someone else- "You're a bag of hammers, you're just shop jacking facebook."
by costerc August 7, 2009
Get the Shop Jack mug.Descriptive of a sudden and inexplicable aversion to entering a particular shop. This can be caused by any one or combination of the following factors: the apparent attitude of the shop assistants, a shop being far too brightly lit, a shop with hardly anything in it and lots of space, a shop that's entirely white inside which could make you feel a bit scruffy in comparison (especially make-up counters), a shop full of very delicate displays of highly breakable things, shops with mirrors everywhere, quiet shops with too many members of staff standing around who might try to 'help' you...
"When she noticed the stuck-up, hoity-toity looking shop assistants standing around bored, just waiting to instantly judge her then totally ignore her as soon as she entered, she suddenly felt all shop shy and did a complete u-turn in the doorway to the fancy lingerie store. 'I didn't really need any new panties anyway' she thought to herself..."
by Pen Knife March 9, 2009
Get the Shop shy mug.(adj.) a word used to describe a photo that has been manipulated by use of photoshop or another similar photo editing program.
by pandasaur January 20, 2011
Get the Shop'd mug.A thing, situation, or person that both sucks and blows (i.e., REALLY sucks). Named after the shop-vac vacuum cleaner, which can be set to either draw air in or push it out.
"I hate my job, my boss is a total shop-vac."
"You had to eat tofu hotdogs because she's a vegan? What a shop-vac!"
"You had to eat tofu hotdogs because she's a vegan? What a shop-vac!"
by Jackee C. June 18, 2008
Get the shop-vac mug.Too self-conscious to enter a shop for fear of embarassment because it's too 'cool', too bright, or that you may break something.
She went to enter the shop, but suddenly became Shop Shy and performed a u-turn in the brightly flood-lit doorway when she realised all the staff were standing still and staring at her, ready to pownce and ask her lots of questions.
by RAJR March 5, 2009
Get the Shop Shy mug.When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all) into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power.
by Womanizer August 31, 2003
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