shoefart

Describes the unusual noise made by new shoes when walking.

Mike: What is that noise? Did you fart?
Sophia: No, that wasn't me, that was a shoefart.

by OrangeDiva October 6, 2008

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Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

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Shombay

Indefinable; said when nothing else can describe a certain situation, something or someone.
Can also be used as a greeting or a cuss.

Initiated by Cordelia & Vi.

EX.1 : "You're such a shombay!"

EX.2 : "Yo! What's up shombay?"

by FattyohmyAllah April 22, 2010

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