A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm
by Yonker April 20, 2008
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Man 1: Did you see the Phoenix Suns play yesterday.
Man 2: Yeah, they played like shizenhousen.
Example 2 -
Man 1: So I fucked that girl last night
Man 2: I bet you were shizenhousen weren't you?
Man 1: *sigh* *bows head down in shame* Yep
Example 3:
Teacher: Peter Nguyen....what is this?
Peter: It's my essay miss
Teacher: Well fucking do it again coz it's shizenhousen!
Peter: Fuck you miss!
Teacher: What did you say?
Peter: I said, Puck you miss with a 'P'. Can't you hear properly or something.
Man 1: Did you see the Phoenix Suns play yesterday.
Man 2: Yeah, they played like shizenhousen.
Example 2 -
Man 1: So I fucked that girl last night
Man 2: I bet you were shizenhousen weren't you?
Man 1: *sigh* *bows head down in shame* Yep
Example 3:
Teacher: Peter Nguyen....what is this?
Peter: It's my essay miss
Teacher: Well fucking do it again coz it's shizenhousen!
Peter: Fuck you miss!
Teacher: What did you say?
Peter: I said, Puck you miss with a 'P'. Can't you hear properly or something.
by [Peter.x.=] January 3, 2009
Get the Shizenhousen mug.the english form of the german word schei*e or in english shit
*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B
*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B
by ZAC =P April 4, 2005
Get the shizer mug.1) slang for "marijuana"
2) the "high" or "feeling" marijuana gives you
3) another word for something positive like "good", "cool" and etc.
2) the "high" or "feeling" marijuana gives you
3) another word for something positive like "good", "cool" and etc.
from 1st def.) Let's go get some SHNICE. etc
from 2nd def.) I'm feeling kinda SHNICE. etc
from 3rd def.) That movie was pretty SHNICE. etc
from 2nd def.) I'm feeling kinda SHNICE. etc
from 3rd def.) That movie was pretty SHNICE. etc
by Pul-lots March 24, 2011
Get the Shnice mug.When a person (male or female) claims to take a shower, but really drops a duece then showers to cover up the stench of the nasty shize they just dropped. This will hide the fact that you are taking a duece.
I was at my girlfriend's house (who lives with 3 other females), and had to drop a duece. Instead of facing the embarrasment of violating her bathroom with my stool, I went with the 'ol shize and shower move.
by Big Duece March 18, 2009
Get the Shize and Shower mug.Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".
"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".
"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".
"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. The monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".
"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."
"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."
by Aeternus_ February 8, 2009
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Oh Shnizzly puff
Were all gonna die!!
Shnizzly Puff.
I fucked ur mum.
U fucking shnizzly puff get the fuck out my house!!!
Oh Shnizzly puff
Were all gonna die!!
Shnizzly Puff.
I fucked ur mum.
U fucking shnizzly puff get the fuck out my house!!!
by woodywashere December 18, 2008
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