to have a small dick
by Shmeat beater6000 December 24, 2019

A small weewee, this kind of weewee would not be able to please your woman and if u have this, you probably pee in stalls so no one peeps your "Shmeat"
Me to my gf: do i have a shmeat?
Gf: I mean u can't make me cum sooo let that let you decide if u have a shmeat
Gf: I mean u can't make me cum sooo let that let you decide if u have a shmeat
by Da_bandit9263 February 17, 2019

by drakes shmeat April 1, 2024

by Simple Jack69 July 30, 2016

He doesn’t have a Slong but he definitely has a shmeat.
by Lonely.Spider November 12, 2020

by Thatisok12345 June 7, 2020

My shmeat is small
by Lil_adopted August 16, 2019
