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shmeat

to have a small dick
sha has a serious case of shmeat
by Shmeat beater6000 December 24, 2019
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Shmeat

A small weewee, this kind of weewee would not be able to please your woman and if u have this, you probably pee in stalls so no one peeps your "Shmeat"
Me to my gf: do i have a shmeat?
Gf: I mean u can't make me cum sooo let that let you decide if u have a shmeat
by Da_bandit9263 February 17, 2019
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drakes shmeat

the biggest thing on earth it's bigger then the world serpent
wow i took drakes shmeat in my munt last night and now I'm paralyzed from the neck down.
by drakes shmeat April 1, 2024
mugGet the drakes shmeatmug.

shmeat

A small penis. But the correct spelling is shmete
Chris Renteria has a shmeat.
by Simple Jack69 July 30, 2016
mugGet the shmeatmug.

Shmeat

To have a penis of average length, but A LOT of girth.
He doesn’t have a Slong but he definitely has a shmeat.
by Lonely.Spider November 12, 2020
mugGet the Shmeatmug.

Shmeat

Timmy has a shmeat and can’t get wit a girl because of his small shmeat
by Thatisok12345 June 7, 2020
mugGet the Shmeatmug.

SHMEAT

Your gay and will die of ligma from harry potters hairey left ball
My shmeat is small
by Lil_adopted August 16, 2019
mugGet the SHMEATmug.

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