SHMEAT

Your gay and will die of ligma from harry potters hairey left ball

My shmeat is small

by Lil_adopted August 16, 2019

SHMEAT

A small pp

My shmeat is in your mom hahhahaha XD lol XDXDXDXDXDXD lmao

by Lil_adopted August 16, 2019

shmeat gang

A gay group of friends with small penis’s so they meet at someones house and dry hump each other. They also are consisted of all boys.

Are you in a shmeat gang?
Yes i love small dicks”

by Person 10473828392 May 30, 2018

Shmeat

A Small Black Cock

Girl: I thought big ay first

Friend : Was he?
Girl: No all he had was a tiny piece of shmeat

by Gay_daddy May 31, 2018

Shmeat

To have a penis of average length, but A LOT of girth.

He doesn’t have a Slong but he definitely has a shmeat.

by Lonely.Spider November 12, 2020

Shmeat

Small penis the no one likes

Timmy has a shmeat and can’t get wit a girl because of his small shmeat

by Thatisok12345 June 7, 2020

Shmeat

Being a fuckdick, shitdick , annoying motherfucker, etc.

Jacob's such a shmeat

You know that fool vance, hes a shmeat

by anonymous September 14, 2020