shmeat

to have a small dick

sha has a serious case of shmeat

by Shmeat beater6000 December 24, 2019

Shmeat

A small weewee, this kind of weewee would not be able to please your woman and if u have this, you probably pee in stalls so no one peeps your "Shmeat"

Me to my gf: do i have a shmeat?
Gf: I mean u can't make me cum sooo let that let you decide if u have a shmeat

by Da_bandit9263 February 17, 2019

drakes shmeat

the biggest thing on earth it's bigger then the world serpent

wow i took drakes shmeat in my munt last night and now I'm paralyzed from the neck down.

by drakes shmeat April 1, 2024

shmeat

A small penis. But the correct spelling is shmete

Chris Renteria has a shmeat.

by Simple Jack69 July 30, 2016

Shmeat

To have a penis of average length, but A LOT of girth.

He doesn’t have a Slong but he definitely has a shmeat.

by Lonely.Spider November 12, 2020

Shmeat

Small penis the no one likes

Timmy has a shmeat and can’t get wit a girl because of his small shmeat

by Thatisok12345 June 7, 2020

SHMEAT

Your gay and will die of ligma from harry potters hairey left ball

My shmeat is small

by Lil_adopted August 16, 2019