Definitions by SolidBollerk

Shmeat 

Shmeat is the way to describe a cock that is huge

Yo, Human Shrek do be packing Shmeat doh

Shmeat by SolidBollerk October 18, 2021

Hunkle 

A combination of the words, Uncle, and Hunk.

Used to describe an Uncle that is also quite Hunky.

Luke: Wow! Alex's Uncle is a real hot piece!
Alex: Oh yeah! My uncle Nick is a real Hunkle!

Hunkle by SolidBollerk August 19, 2019