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Mrmeeeet's definitions
Shmeat
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I penis
so small
and tiny that it can it can
not even
be
considered
a penis.
Omg girl
did you
see his dick ,
yeah but
he has a shmeat.
by
Mrmeeeet
November 24, 2021
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