Sofia shocking

A female animal with a strange hormonal imbalance that leads to a lady beard mustache and large excess amounts of pubic hair even hair that covers her tubular deformed breasts. She enjoys excessive tweeting playing with her cats and having sex with strange men for small amounts of money and Taco Bell. Typically she can be found in Woodside Queens but has been known to be in the bathroom of the mad donkey.

Guy: yo son she looked like she had one of them Isis guys in between her legs
Guy2: thats sofia shocking

by Randy marsh has a lisp May 12, 2017

shocking

weird or worrying or out of place. or stateing the obvious.

you have homework today " well shocking".

by tracey March 24, 2004

Shocking Off

When the male grabs jumper cables and attaches them to his nipples, balls, and toes. He then grabs the other end to the jumper cables and attaches them to a running car battery. The pleasure from it is electrifying.

"I tried shocking off last night, it was great!"

by Bill_Bob_123 June 22, 2008

Shocking Aftermath

The look on your face after you took a ginormous poo.

You: "I just took a poo the size of an elephant. There was a shocking aftermath."

by Alianstr March 17, 2009

shockinger

when something is a lot more shocking than something that is just shocking.

those fireworks were way more shockinger than the ones from last year

by BDizzy May 3, 2012

shocking the monkey

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

by ndrndr December 23, 2011

Shockini

A word used to describe something crappy, often a knock-off of an original object.

Q: Did you watch American Dad last night?
A: No, man. That show is a shockini of Family Guy.

by Jimmy Stik April 23, 2006