shiteous

A combination of shit and hideous.

Mary's new out is shiteous.

by Aaronnyc89 April 17, 2007

SHITCON 1

The severe, burning urge to shit your pants, usually an individual at SHITCON 1 breaks into a cold sweat and has severe anxiety. May be preceded by an expulsion of hot flatus (fart), which often causes the seepage of stool. Often occurs in traffic; during exams; in long lines for one toilet; after spicy food; and at filthy, festering, God-awful toilets which require one to suspend oneself over the toilet, despite the risk of shitting all over your pants. Also, a common phenomenon in babies when you are out and forget to bring extra diapers. These times are especially bad when you have eaten the same thing as your child and hit SHITCON 1 yourself!

1. While taking my final exams, I developed severe cramping abdominal pain, sweating, and anxiety when I hit SHITCON 1. I had to run out of the room, identifying myself as the one who let a hot, juicy fart loose. 2. "SHITCON 1 has been reached, please clear out of the public restroom, while I scream in pain, as a liter of hot liquid stool explodes from my ass."

by I'm Intense August 5, 2008

Shatoot

Shatoot is very similar to the term Shart, however it is comprised primarily of gas as opposed to fecal matter.

Jenifer:Dude, I heard Lydia shatooting today.
Holly: What the fuck is shatoot?
Jenifer: It's like sharting with a little less shit and a little more toot.

by Friedrich Von Schiller March 30, 2010

shitbox

something that is low quality or nonworking.

Jesus Fucking Christ your car is a shitbox dude.

by catspleen January 16, 2003

Shipoopoo

Shipoopoo is used when you want to say shit but you're around little kids or adults. Therefore masking the cuss word.

That scared the shipoopoo outta me!
Her hair looks like shipoopoo.

by Brizzlefosho July 11, 2010

Shitconsin

n. The real name of the (unfortunately) American province of Wisconsin. The only reason for its existence is because we didn't want the Native Americans to have the land.

K: Let's go to Wisconsin!
D: Shitconsin you mean? That's right below "shoot myself in the eyes with a nail gun fifty times" on my to do list.

by dropacidnotbombs July 21, 2011

Shioot

When you're in the midst of saying "shit" but you realize you are in the presence of the wrong people, like a kid or an old person or some shit, so you play it off like you're going to say "shoot".

Shioot! I lost my phone!!

by Nuhnyahdahmnbizzniss September 15, 2016