by evie February 3, 2003
1.Utterly fucked, completely buggered, totally cunted. Gone arse over tit.
2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.
2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.
"Argh argh argh, oh christ, me leg's shited, which fucking comedian put a beartrap in the middle of the High Street?"
"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."
"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."
"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."
"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."
by Oft Disgruntled March 2, 2006
The art of being absolutly bolloxed, being completly fucking smashed to the point of poisining yourself and irritating people around you to the extent that they would like to smash your face in with your own head.
"Fuck me was i Shited last night ya cunt!! i know mate you were completly battered out of your twat!! do you remember pulling that black guy in the toilet of that club?
by Isildur100 June 11, 2011
The post-Saves dregs of a cigarette indicated by the lettering just before the filter. Recipients of 'shites' may expect 2 to 3 pulls before necessarily having to stub the cigarette out. 'Shites' entails an increased risk of burning one's fingers and/or lips when compared to, for example, Saves. Those who ask for 'Shites' are generally disrespected and/or ignored and perhaps insulted.
"Giz' shites off that!"
"Shites? Shites?"
"Can I have Saves?"
"Yeah"
"Can I have Saves off Saves?"
"Shites?"
"Yeah"
"Go on then"
"Shites? Shites?"
"Can I have Saves?"
"Yeah"
"Can I have Saves off Saves?"
"Shites?"
"Yeah"
"Go on then"
by cdsmith September 19, 2006
A very British substitution for the word shit. Has a slightly more sustained sound leading to a greater impact then most other swear words.
You are the hieght of shite.
by Athlete April 5, 2004
by anonymous November 3, 2003
A British/Irish way of saying the S word, or sh*t, is more of a "censoring," kind of.
It is becoming more common, as well.
Pronunciation: Sh - ITE. (ITE example: KryptonITE)
It is becoming more common, as well.
Pronunciation: Sh - ITE. (ITE example: KryptonITE)
by iiToxicMinded October 15, 2015