goal setter

"Goal setter" refers to someone who defines their goals and takes determined steps to achieve them, but I don't do this in an ordinary way; like a master of a dark world, I am ready to overcome every obstacle to make my dreams come true. My goals are a challenge to those who try to stop me. As I define them, the spark of power and determination ignites within me.

Benjamin is a true goal setter who stands firm in his opinions. He makes great efforts to eliminate all mistakes before forming an idea, which makes him unshakeable.

by LoLuMaDWhoRE February 26, 2025

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

Scott sitter

When someone called Scott misses a sitter in a game of football

"FFS he's done a Scott sitter "

by Owen court February 28, 2017

Bottom Seater

A bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.

I thought that once I flushed the toilet, it would be gone. But then I lifted up the toilet seat to find that I had left behind a bottom seater.

by The Peacock July 27, 2010

Settlers Wife

An unattractive and homely, woman.

One of the most overlooked necessities of the american pioneers was the quintessential settlers wife.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Sexternity

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

by tobefree July 13, 2021

buddy sitter

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.

Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.

by sidmon69 March 16, 2013