non sequitur

a statement that has little or no relation to what preceded it; illogical inference; (Latin for "it does not follow")

Example of a non sequitur:
Theo lives in a small apartment. Therefore he must have a small penis.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Chair Squeak

That's when a chair makes a noise while getting ready to sit on the chair, leaning back on the chair or getting off of the chair. Some chairs such as the recliner squeaks, caused by the springs and reclining mechanism. Rocking chairs make the squeaking sound while the chair is rocking back and forth. Some chairs that are leather and vinyl, the squeaks that they make sounds very simular to the fart sound. Farting while sitting on the chair at the same is why the person blames it on the chair when someone farts while sitting on the chair and says, My Chair Squeaked. An excuss for farting while sitting on or in the chair.

I wish my chair would stop squeaking, its annoying. My friend farted while he was sitting on the chair at the same time and he says; Oh my chair squeaked.

by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

Disney Sequel

n; A sequel to a popular or not so popular movie that has nothing to do with the original save for the name and a few characters. Brought about by Disney's tendency to make a really good movie (Lion King, Aladdin) and then use the name to make a sequel while pouring as little money/time/effort into the project as possible(Lion King 2, Aladdin 2). This maximizes profits while minimizing cost. They also suck. Noticing that Disney makes a lot of money off of such tactics, other famous movie companies have begun to do the same.(Bring It On; Bring It On Again: Both crap, but atleast the first one had attractive women.)

Usually these movies are brought straight to video/dvd to make sure everyone gets it as soon as possible(i.e. Much cheaper to skip the theatre and jump straight to video.)

A simple way to spot a Disney Sequel is the advertisement "Straight to Video" or anything Disney with a two or above on the end of it.

Oh man, "Bring It On Again?" You can tell it's a Disney Sequel just from watching the trailer!

"Lion King 1.5?" Might as well call it "Lion King we butchered the animation, hired no-name voice actors, and added some useless side character to help the excessively deep children's story."

by bAc0Nb0Y January 29, 2004

Squeaker

A general word for any 'Kid' who plays video games and has a high pitched voice.

Person 1: Dude, i was stuck in a game with a squeaker yesterday.
Person 2: Ha, sucks for you.

by TheGo@t March 17, 2015

ur dna sequence gay allegiance

ur DNA sequence gay allegiance
Absolutely destroys any form of the term "ur mom gay" even the term "ur family reunion homosexual communion". Whenever this phrase is spoken of God himself brings you to hell.

Me: ur family tree LGBT
Friend:*light headache*
Friend:ur family reunion homosexual communion
Me: *goes 20 feet in the air and falls down*
Me: You-you left me no choice bro
Friend: C'mon bro I was joking please don't do this
Me: Ur DNA Sequence gay allegiance
Friend: *fucking explodes and God himself starts crying as all of existence starts to cease*

by lil_memer_memz May 18, 2018

seyuemi

poggers fish

you are so seyuemi

by fish-pog March 23, 2021

fart segue

A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.

Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."

by Kenzou Tenma February 25, 2008