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Shitz Bath

When you accidentally defecate while trying to flatulate during a sitz bath.
Leroy was soaking his painful hemorrhoids in a sitz bath last night when he tried to squeeze a fart and shat himself and ended up sitting in a shitz bath.
by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018
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periodic seizureistic

It is John's time of the month, he is having a 'periodic seizureistic'.
by King_Taco February 14, 2009
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Seizure

What happens when everything goes black and then you wake up near some random people (remember stranger, danger).
1st) So I had a seizure.
2nd) Then what?

1st) Idk what happened, dumbass.
by Finalpoet June 14, 2018
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Seizure Twerk

When you appear to be having a seizure, but really is is just a very bad attempt at performing the butt-shaking phenomena 'twerking'.
person 1: oh my god, he's having a seizure.

person 2: don't worry it's just the seizure twerk.
by kurtbajs February 7, 2014
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seltzer boy

originally conceptualized by the great visionary, chaos druid.

in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.

he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.

The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.

some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.
we're in houston and the airbnb is fior as hell. time for another classic episode of the seltzer boys!

seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym

guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?

guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances
by yunowelcomehere September 9, 2019
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Shitzophrenia

Multiple shit personalities.
Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.
by Wsop01 February 15, 2010
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seithati

Seithati, is a name that has an incredible definition. The meaning is self-love /love yourself. Meaning that she is very loveable,helpful, emotionally supportive. With a personality, and is beautiful on the inside and outside.
She has self-love(Seithati)
by Name. Definitons May 16, 2020
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