security flush

when you flush a public toilet even though it looks clean, just to make sure.

- are the toilets shit safe?

- they are alright, you may wanna do a security flush n e ways.

- well yeah I always do

by danne June 16, 2012

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security wood

The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.

"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."

by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017

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security fart

The test fart you make when you are unsure if it's a fart or a poop. Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you poop. "The farts you make are equal to the farts you take" -Paul McCartney.

This is really just a definition of an occurrence. Nobody uses security fart in a sentence.

by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole August 29, 2017

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A component of the new Microsoft Windows XP SP2 Security Center that warns you when you run a .exe (executable) file that you have downloaded from the internet. Its purpose is to stop n00b users from getting infected with malicious software, but for us advanced users it's just a royal pain in the ass.

When I downloaded Mozilla Firefox 1.5 Beta 2, Windows XP's Security Warning prompt tried to stop me from installing it.

by Home slice December 28, 2005

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Security- Quick Exit

When you're surfing on inappropriate sites on the web, and automatically you turn on Security- Quick Exit. In any case somebody comes into the room you quickly shut the web page, avoiding sight.

(Mom comes into the room, and Billy watching porn)
(quickly exits the website)

- Dinner's almost ready Billy!

- Uhmm.. Ah, uhm, ok mom I'll be right there!

*Thinking (Phewww.. Thanks Gosh I was on Security- Quick Exit mode!)

by BrazaaaBoy~~!@ April 11, 2010

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security blanket

An object or act that assures one of safety and security.
This phrase was first derived from the blanket a characket from Peanuts(Charlie brown) always had with him. If memory serves me right a US Present coined the phrase.

1. The addition of cameras and patrolling officers will creat a security blanket for the students on campus.
2. Driving fast makes me feel safe. Like wrapping a blanket around me, it shields all the bad things from coming in.

by Machinus July 27, 2005

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