A combination of K-Mart and Sears. Relatively shitty with multiple creeps and weirdos in residence. "Grand" is false advertising, nothing a Sears Grand is... "grand"
by berad52 April 2, 2008

An awesomely cool man with luscious blonde hair and dazzling blue eyes who is envied and admired by many people, is so amazingly funny, creates the most sentimental yet invigorating poetry, who has the sexiest voice and can rock any musical instrument he wishes. Will go far in life and pursue his most desired fantasies. And who has an extremely hot girlfriend named Chance who loves him to death.
by Chance Norman October 19, 2008

When a one night stand makes a point to tell you they have a family with an open relationship before sex.
by EvilGramps September 5, 2016

by urmom172376271 March 3, 2017

A weather condition known especially in the US South when the temperature is over 100 degrees, or the heat index is over 100 degrees, or the humidity plus the temperature make it feel like it is over 100 degrees and you are in the jungle. This condition also causes "monkey-butt."
I went to Jazz Fest in New Orleans the first weekend in May and it was ball searing hot! I nearly passed out from the heat! Luckily there was plenty of cold beer.
by Genna May 4, 2004

to jerk off
by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003

by WouldYouTakeMyTest August 22, 2023
