Scummy Wells

Person or persons who borrow things or large amounts of money without returning the item or repaying the funds; people who are black holes / wells for the property and monies of otjhers.

That guy is a scummy wells who borrowed ten grand and won't pay me back!

by TheRaconteur August 16, 2011

scummy dick

Scummy dick is what happens to a male when he as been sleeping around with more then one female and he pisses out slime.

Scummy dick is what happens to a male prostitute or a low down dirty cheating dog.

by Mone September 12, 2006

scummy mummy

Derivative of yummy mummy. A hot-looking mother who dresses overly sexy or downright trashy.

Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.

Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.

by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009

Scummy Mommy

Nickname for a dumb whore who lies and cheats for reconigniton and is just overall a bitch on Earth

Friend: Hey man how's it going with your girl?
Man: Eh she turned out to be a scummy mommy.
Friend: Womp Womp Womp, Fuck that bitch

by Error 420: Get Fucked January 15, 2024

Scummy Cummy

When one ejaculates, but immediately prior to doing so, pulls their underwear and undergarments over their genital area, resulting in the cumshot being contained, but having a huge, obvious cumshot staining the crotch of the person.

Person A: "You see Person C lately? I can't believe it, they had a Scummy Cummy dead and centre."
Person B: "Holy shit, how big was it?"
Person A: "Looked like they pissed themselves, they must've done it in a hurry."

by asdfasgadfg February 26, 2021

Scummy Mummy

Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'

A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.

by falsetokaiba May 3, 2019

Scummy cunt

Dave

Make sure you cover my back seats with a fitted sheet and doona cover because Dave is a scummy cunt

by Meowing Vagina September 27, 2025