Cum Slumber

When you bust in someone's hand when they are sleeping, and then tickle their nose with your cock. They will go to scratch their face, and slap themself with cum.

"Let's have a sleepover with Eric, so we can give him a proper cum slumber.

by The Three Bustkateers December 31, 2006

Slumberjack

A very lazy guy who falls asleep at the slightest availability of comfortable seating position.

" Omar is a slumberjack. He falls asleep as soon as he hits the couch......."

by ShazzSpazz October 28, 2006

scumberg

a curly headed whistling dixie fat fuck

Worker1: How's it going on the 2nd floor?

Worker2: Oh, you know, eight hours of scumberg. (Starts imitating: with pursed lips, moves head from side to side and dances around like an idiot)

Worker1: That sucks. Ah, he's probably just warming up for his skin flute session with the bosses.

by whiskeyDick88 May 30, 2011

Scummer Grundle

An indie rock band from Leonardo, NJ. Their two hits "i'm freer than you" and "extra creditooo" contain several of the musical gestures they would be known by. singing like a faggot, as each of them does, is one of them. Later, chorus teachers and voice instructors alike would come to use the phrase "Scummer Grundle" to discourage students who never really had a chance anyway.

No, no, no - those aren't the notes at all. Stop being such a Scummer Grundle.

by Mrs. Vitalo November 5, 2010

Scummery

Adjective:

1) deceitful, sleazy, slimy, underhanded behavior

Politicians don't practice politics, they practice scummery.

Lawyers make money off of scummery.

Wall Street takes scummery to new heights.

by charlestonchick September 6, 2014

Scumbeck

Someone who gets scumbagged by trickery or cheat.

Man...kelly really scumbecked me today at rock paper scissor .

by Carriers September 23, 2018

Slumberjacking

Sleeping deeply and snoring loudly (sawing logs). Combines sleeping with lumberjack noise.

Knock loud on the door, the Sofa King is slumberjacking on the sofa.

by anonymous May 20, 2022