gut scrambler

An extremely large penis. Used to describe the slosh made of a woman's reproductive organs.

I laid her down by the fire and proceeded to use the gut scrambler to rule that twat.

by Juice March 8, 2005

ip scrambler

A program designed to make it more difficult to track a users surfing by bouncing requests off proxies.

I use an IP scrambler to bypass the 160 ip hit per day limit on Urban Dead.

by Reavance October 12, 2005

Alge Crumpler

1. Said in dismay when something too easy gets completely screwed up.

2. When you're not paying attention to your surroundings and are completely taken by surprise.

Used along with "Oh God.." for maximum effect.

Origin: On the NFL Network, Deion Sanders coined the phrase. Michael Vick had Alge Crumpler wide open, no one within 15 yards of him. Vick instead begins to throw the ball short, and Deion exclaims, "Oh God..Alge Crumpler!"

<Mike> Sorry I can't stop farting, man..

*2.1 seconds later, whiff of funk pierces Jim's mind*

<Jim> Oh God...Alge Crumpler!!

by NefariousThey February 9, 2007

scrumbled

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.

(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.

by Excellence On Stand-By May 27, 2007

Scrumble

When something is so cute that you have get angry at how cute it is

Aww look, The cat needs a good scrumble

by Thorbob380 June 3, 2020

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

Scrimple

(adj) To be economical, frugal, or smart with your money.

(v) To save money; to get a great deal

"John uses lots of coupons--he's pretty scrimple."

"Scrimple that store, yo. Get the deal. Get the coupon."

by Matt A.* December 14, 2008