To understand the perpetrators of this crime see labrat.
Degenerate Lab technicians consume test tubes of semen orally and when they arrive at the last tube a system call screwball scramball comes into play. The test tube is thrown into the air and the labrats fight for the male reproductive fluid.
Degenerate Lab technicians consume test tubes of semen orally and when they arrive at the last tube a system call screwball scramball comes into play. The test tube is thrown into the air and the labrats fight for the male reproductive fluid.
"okay guys were down to the last tube of the good stuff, SCREWBALL SCRAMBALL MOTHER FUCKERS".
Sam " yo chill it was totally awesome ya, there was like ten of us in the lab last night and i won man"
Mick " what, the srewball scramball, that's totally rad bwana"
Sam " yo chill it was totally awesome ya, there was like ten of us in the lab last night and i won man"
Mick " what, the srewball scramball, that's totally rad bwana"
by jebusmoore January 10, 2008
Get the screwball scramball mug.Screwtaping is a term used in the world of internet forums. It is used to describe the action of bumping a particularly old topic thread by posting an ironic or humorous reply to a previous message.
It is not known whether the term refers to a particular poster, however the action of 'Screwtaping' is thought to have originated on the popular internet wrestling forum, Wrestlecrap, and since then has gone on to become a common occurance on many forums, wrestling and non-wrestling alike.
Many advocates of the 'Screwtape' phenomenon talk about the 'Art of Screwtaping' which encourages it only to be used sparingly, and in an ironic manner. A typical example would involve a thread where posters discuss their predictions for the world title match at Wrestlemania. A 'Screwtaper' would then reply to the thread weeks after the event has taken place, stating their 'predictions' which describe the eventual outcome in detail.
Over the years, this phenomenon has become more common to the point where now many posters will just 'Screwtape' a thread for the sake of it with no real sense of humor or irony. This has caused many other users to become highly irritated by these actions and as a result, several internet forums have banned the use of 'Screwtaping'. However, many users still continue to defy the odds and 'Screwtape' when they get the chance
It is not known whether the term refers to a particular poster, however the action of 'Screwtaping' is thought to have originated on the popular internet wrestling forum, Wrestlecrap, and since then has gone on to become a common occurance on many forums, wrestling and non-wrestling alike.
Many advocates of the 'Screwtape' phenomenon talk about the 'Art of Screwtaping' which encourages it only to be used sparingly, and in an ironic manner. A typical example would involve a thread where posters discuss their predictions for the world title match at Wrestlemania. A 'Screwtaper' would then reply to the thread weeks after the event has taken place, stating their 'predictions' which describe the eventual outcome in detail.
Over the years, this phenomenon has become more common to the point where now many posters will just 'Screwtape' a thread for the sake of it with no real sense of humor or irony. This has caused many other users to become highly irritated by these actions and as a result, several internet forums have banned the use of 'Screwtaping'. However, many users still continue to defy the odds and 'Screwtape' when they get the chance
Post 1: Made in Aug of 2005
Hey, I hear that Christian might be leaving the WWE... I don't think its true, he's just starting to get a push...
Post 30: Made in May of 2006
I predict Christian will leave WWE and become the TNA Heavyweight Champion...
That is a great example of Screwtaping!
Man, I Screwtaped a thread at WC yesterday, the mods almost had a shit-fit!
Hey, I hear that Christian might be leaving the WWE... I don't think its true, he's just starting to get a push...
Post 30: Made in May of 2006
I predict Christian will leave WWE and become the TNA Heavyweight Champion...
That is a great example of Screwtaping!
Man, I Screwtaped a thread at WC yesterday, the mods almost had a shit-fit!
by imortalsanch June 1, 2006
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One who lives and dies by the lemon and lime. They often lose themselves in the shiny emerald surface of the can, gazing at its radiance for extended periods of time. Sprite screwballs are stereotypically in awe of a glistening cold Sprite's ability to quench thirst. There will often be numerous empty Sprite vessels littering their work spaces and private rooms. A Sprite screwball's recycling can often fills up long before their garbage can does, but not without a heartfelt goodbye to each spent can. There is also likely to be individual Sprite surprises scattered throughout a screwball's home, intended to be saved for a "rainy day". Praise be LeBron and the Sprite cranberry.
"My husband is a Sprite screwball; his desk is covered in empty cans and he won't even acknowledge dinner unless I made sure to buy him his daily twelve-packs of Sprite."
by VoltronPrime April 25, 2022
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by THE.ALEX May 2, 2008
Get the Screwsade mug.The ability to take a received email, hit reply to all, add a few more addresses (like the Sr VP for example), Then change what the original sender sent you to something insane, type your response and hit send. (Usually done to the annoying email happy coworkers, or just to fuck with your coworkers in general.) Even better when you send on and don't include the original sender...
Terry - Suzanne check your email -
Suzanne - Nice - hey James great idea!
Sr VP - James, can I see you in my office please?
James - Yes, sir.
Sr VP - According to an email I just received, you want to give my daughter a Strawberry Shortcake?
James - Uhhh no, sir. I was telling Terry that my mom made a great strawberry shortcake last weekend. I think he Screwmailed me.
Suzanne - Nice - hey James great idea!
Sr VP - James, can I see you in my office please?
James - Yes, sir.
Sr VP - According to an email I just received, you want to give my daughter a Strawberry Shortcake?
James - Uhhh no, sir. I was telling Terry that my mom made a great strawberry shortcake last weekend. I think he Screwmailed me.
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